I'm just tryin to be ill... but don't wanna catch the swine flu
Doctor said I was real sick... but he was talkin bout my fly shoes
I got this rap game tied up like a slave in a tight noose
it can't breathe and its gettin whipped by a WHITE DUDE!
But really i'm a nice dude, even though what I just said was quite rude
I hope i didn't piss off any black people cuz THEY MIGHT SHOOT! (oh nooo)
I dont like guns... I use my mouth as a weapon and words are my bullets
But I live in a hick town where cowboys carry pistols and grow mullets!
I got a little pocket knife but i've never had to pull it
I got a lot of energy right now... I shouldn't have red-bull'd it.
I'm not that great at freestyles... this aint the best wrench in my tool kit.
I'm better at just sittin back watchin trying to be a cool kid
but some rhymes I see are horrible JOKES like people be april fool-in
My momma always told me to keep school-in
So i stayed in college and acquired a little knoweledge
Tried to keep my brain rock solid but just turned into a rhyme-aholic
Had a girlfriend at the time and she was keepin my balls polished
If she saw that last line... damn she'd be astonished
Just wait til I post the photo's of her suckin my dick while she's TOPLESS!
Like lil wayne says im ill... NOT SICK!
My iPhone was in good condition until I DROPPED IT!
Damn... I miss my girl... maybe i'll stop by and just DROP IN!
See if she's busy and maybe if her pussy wants to do a little mary POPPIN?
We can put on a little Hansen and let our privates do some MMMMM BOPPIN!
Sorry if this went G to X rated...
Next time I won't talk about pussy... and how good it tasted...
But sex is my only exercise it's how i stay fit
I'm proud to say pussy has always been good to me... I've never had to rape it
And I always wrap my little guy up in a latex blanket!
It keeps him warm and safe and he can't be hurt like that
Fuck I just realized this freestyle went way off track!
Im outta here... gotta haul buns like a bread truck...
If I drive fast I might still have enough time to my dick suckedddddd
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