TopDolla vs. Vagina Muffin

[TopDolla]

10 lines/5 bars
an hour-two hours
house rules...

chizzeck....
good luck......vagina head! LOL

[Vagina Muffin]

nigaa call me that 1 more tyme and ill slap u with my dick thru the computer screen

[TopDolla]

yes ma'am

[Vagina Muffin]

nigga drop ur shit already...

[TopDolla]

lol chill you drop first....if you want me to drop so bad....

[Vagina Muffin]

im editin' my shit...just fuckin drop...but ur balls will have to wait...

oh snap nigga!

[TopDolla]

This shit talking from his mouth goes and triggers beams
That will take off a muffin top like chicks in bigger jeans!
Your probibility in this battle....nevermind...let's end your chance
How can your name be vagina...and you ain't in any women's pants!?
Stepping to the king? It seems as if for days you puff that weed
A muffin ain't fresh, in fact he has got to be baked to fuck with me
You stayed on the safe side, so this rhyme will be the crusifix
Hate to tell you i fucked you, but your a vagina so your used to it!
Your a poor dude, there is no paper quanities going up in your head
Even if your a vagina muffin you couldn't get your 'cut' in the 'bread'!

[Vagina Muffin]

1-2 hours? Against me your gunna need MORE TIME, but I'll make sure this WHORE DIES//
Cuz you wanna be me so bad, that when you die, my life flashes before YOUR EYES//
I'll make sure that I'm the one who kills you, and when the police question me i'll DENY IT TOO//
Ya brain powers lacking, cuz I can describe you with all the letters except for I AND Q//
Battlin me is like facin an army, and i'm curious to see how you DELT WITH THE TROOPS//
Work on ya verses, honestly nigga I've seen better lyrics in my ALPHABET SOUP//
I'll BREAK YA WRIST, so when I win this match you cant even MAKE A FIST//
Dude you FAKE AS SHIT, and the only time you're ''number 1'' is when i ''TAKE A PISS''*//
NIGGA IM BLESSED, and if you provoke me you'll end up with a SHIV IN YA CHEST//
You no good a battlin', so why dont you just ''make like a cop'' and ''GIVE IT ARREST''// (a rest)

*People often refer to taking a piss as ''number 1''.

[SKYLIT]

Vagina had a weak opener, compared to TopDolla's harder opener.
Vagina had a weaker closer as well.

TopDolla stayed consistant throughout the verse, I give props to both emcees for doing what they do. But TopDolla gets my vote.

[TopDolla]

thanks for the vote

1-0

uppin

[MateoPotatoe]

good battle, both of you had some good lines, iono man, i thought some of vaginas lines were basic and played out, like the alphabet soup i wasn't feeling that at all, but he came hard with the punches.. topdolla was more original with his wordplay but coulda done better with the punches..

good battle to both of you but i gotta vote for muffin

v=muffin

[MateoPotatoe]

vote please
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/show...226/index.html

[Vallus]

Vote TopDolla

harder punches better nameplays etc...
muffin had some weak shit like the alphabet soup stuff
which is played as fuck.....get better concepts muffin
and lose the caps and backslashes while ur at it

[...?]

1-2 hours? Against me your gunna need MORE TIME, but I'll make sure this WHORE DIES//
Cuz you wanna be me so bad, that when you die, my life flashes before YOUR EYES//
I'll make sure that I'm the one who kills you, and when the police question me i'll DENY IT TOO//
Ya brain powers lacking, cuz I can describe you with all the letters except for I AND Q//
Battlin me is like facin an army, and i'm curious to see how you DELT WITH THE TROOPS//
Work on ya verses, honestly nigga I've seen better lyrics in my ALPHABET SOUP//
I'll BREAK YA WRIST, so when I win this match you cant even MAKE A FIST//
Dude you FAKE AS SHIT, and the only time you're ''number 1'' is when i ''TAKE A PISS''*//
NIGGA IM BLESSED, and if you provoke me you'll end up with a SHIV IN YA CHEST//
You no good a battlin', so why dont you just ''make like a cop'' and ''GIVE IT ARREST''// (a rest)

*People often refer to taking a piss as ''number 1''.

This looks bitten.... :hosea:

[..Compa..]

This shit talking from his mouth goes and triggers beams
That will take off a muffin top like chicks in bigger jeans!
..lol Decent flip..

Your probibility in this battle....nevermind...let's end your chance
How can your name be vagina...and you ain't in any women's pants!?
..Lol funny name play..

Stepping to the king? It seems as if for days you puff that weed
A muffin ain't fresh, in fact he has got to be baked to fuck with me
..Heh..

You stayed on the safe side, so this rhyme will be the crusifix
Hate to tell you i fucked you, but your a vagina so your used to it!
..lmao kool flip..

Your a poor dude, there is no paper quanities going up in your head
Even if your a vagina muffin you couldn't get your 'cut' in the 'bread'!
..Okay..

Vs

Nothing REALLY

Vote- TopDolla Easily. Top had much better wording and funnier/better punches then Muffin, As well his personal/name flips was on point. Muff you had multies and word play but they just felt mad forced and it was not set up properly at all. Work more on punches and execution.