The fucking image in my head is glorious i tell you...
Your wearing basketball shorts and a wife beater...(with no intentions of ever playing basketball or beating your wife)...
and as your sitting at your chair you realize your mistake....you get up....your belly follows post haste....you turn and bust into a full speed of fury....the ground sounding hollow underneath your footsteps echo's deep sounds of stress as you make your sweaty way across the living room...you raise your foot in triumph and proceed to haul ass up stairs....almost slipping due to the perspiration thats gatherd on your thighs causing sweat to trickle down making the friction that was once a problem disappear....your legs are moving with a fluidity only seen in nature....you look like a mad hippo charging out of the water....then....you step on your foot..and trip on the third step...
the end