The Shaman vs. Knoxville

[TheShaman]

8 lines. Here's mine. Waiting on Knoxville.


Knoxville's playing the lower register like he's forgotten Ray Brown.
So she's painting the bed when he's taking cakes to his head like a modern day clown.
He had a dirtbike from heaven land on him. Will make you squeal and get the tics.
Cuz it ain't a threesome with the chicks when this Evil Knievel split his dick.

Maybe I'm crazy like Preston Lacy dressed as a lady chasing a baby.
But I'll be damned if I let this pain in the ass entertaining teenagers fade me.
They're watching boxing but it's boring. Cuz Knox will have them snoring.
He must have won, cuz when he was sawing logs, his hand was soaring.

[KnoXville.]

Check, I’ll post after I’m done writing this first verse.